Guide

Welcome to Unbelievaboat Incremental!

In this game, you use the Unbelievaboat bot to earn as much money as you can!

There are currently 4 generations and a whole lot of roles!

For a detailed breakdown of roles, money progression, calculator of estimated time until next role and more, this handy Google Sheet offers a detailed breakdown: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1jTruRpPXRnZB-COP1TyJBizOnuLvDbRyxZ30tCTL9hc/edit?usp=sharing

Work
To start the game, go to the channel labeled "work-place" and type "!work" in there. You will gain between 25 and 100 dollars. This stage should take 8 minutes.

Slut
You reached $1000! do !shop to see the available roles. in #the-store, do !buy slut. This will allow you to talk in #slut-streets. The command has a 50% chance of failing, but the payouts are higher than the fines. This stage should take about 15 minutes, assuming you use both !slut and !work

Chat Money
When you have $6000, buy chat money. You can now count in #counting-money. You have to say the next number, or you get a "counting strike". If you get 3 counting strikes, you can't talk there for an hour. But if you successfully count in #counting-money, you will gain $700 per minute! Add that to the previous channels, and you should complete this stage in about 22 minutes.

Crime
Once you get $25000, you unlock the !crime command. Use this in #crime-city to get money. This time you have a 75% chance of failing, and the fine is 2k-20k, but it pays out at 50k-100k. At this point, slutting/counting/work is probably not gonna help that much. You will gain $2100/minute if you farm! Once you get $100000, you can buy the Smuggler role which gives 10000/hr. At first this may not seem to be worth it, but if you AFK for some time, you’ll get a decent amount of cash. This should take around 2 and a half hours assuming you do crime nonstop, but it should more realistically take a couple of hours to a day.

Master Criminal
At $250k you should be able to get the Master Criminal role. This will speed up your income by about 10x and reduce the cooldown 10x! You continue doing it, getting a $21000/min. After about an hour or so of this (assuming you never stop), you will be able to get the next role, called Mob Boss at $1.5M. This is like Smuggler, but much better. It gives you 1 million dollars every 6 hours.

You might be noticing that things are getting slower. To speed things up, you can gamble in #casino. There are 3 games: Blackjack, roulette, and russian roulette. You can visit the casino page for tips on playing. (optional)

At 10 million you can get to generation 2. Prestige by buying the item and following the instructions. You should see a new category pop up. This should take a day or two.

Early Grinding
You should have a new Gen2 category at this point. Go to #prestigious-work and start working like before. However, this time, when you buy the slut command, the cooldown is reduced 4x. This should really help. In #chaos, get the Counting Money role to participate in chaos. It's like counting money, but you can't make mistakes and you can spam. Get the criminal role at $25000 again to advance to the next section. This section should take about 20 minutes total, which is a big improvement over the 45 minutes in generation 1.

Prestigious Crime
Once you get the criminal role, you get Prestigious Crime unlocked. In #prestigious-crime, you can do crime with the Master Criminal countdown. This means that you can get the $21000/min instantly. At $750k, you can get the MLG Boss role which gives you 2x the income of mob boss for half the cooldown. This will speed up your income by a lot, and you should continue using blackjack with basic strategy to get to 25M. This section should take about 25hr. Note that you can stack MLG and Mob Boss to get even more income.

Slot machine
(main article: slot machine)

Once you reach $5 million, you can start playing the slot machine. You have a 25% chance of winning 5x your bet, but there is a 75% chance that you will lose it all. You should start with bets of 5 million, and bet 10% of your money every time. This will maximize the amount of money you get every minute.

After doing slots for about 2 hours, you can buy "Super Slot Speed" for 1 billion dollars. This allows you to play slots 6x as fast, increasing your income to a maximum of $12 billion per minute. When you reach 300 billion you can buy Commercial Bank Owner, which gives $50 billion per hour.

Commercial bank owner and Technology company owner
After waiting for 100 hours, do !withdraw all to collect your money. Then buy Technology company owner, which costs $5 trillion. You now get a total of $800 billion per hour, which means waiting for 125 hours to get $100 trillion. This part should take 225 hours (if you're not in an alliance, which you should join one). After you get this though, you will be able to get a ton of cash.

Generation 3
Congratulations, you made it to generation 3!

True Chaos
In generation 3, you unlock #true-chaos. This is instant work, crime, slut, and chaos. This should take no time at all. Just farm crime until 375000, where you can buy True Boss. At true boss, you have to wait (or gamble, to speed up the process) to also get MLG/Mob and get to 25M again to pass this section. This should take around 33 minutes.

At this time, it is recommended to join an alliance. I will put more information later.

You can buy a new role, called "government sector", which gives $1.5 trillion every hour. This will help boost you to chicken fighting.

Chicken Fights
A chicken costs $50 trillion to purchase because these chickens are selected from the best of the best. You can chicken fight in #cock-fights-1-hour every hour and this can be improved with more expensive roles. Each chicken has a 69% chance of winning, increasing the more you win. It is recommended to bet at least $1e14.

Chicken fight 10 minutes costs $5e14, Chicken fight 2 minutes costs $7.5e15, chicken fight 30 seconds costs 1.5e17, and chicken fight instant costs $1e20. You should bet around a third of your money every fight, and this stage should take a day. The maximum bet limit is $1.5e22.

Celestial Diamond Era
Keep chicken fighting until you get $3e24, when you can buy Diamond Asteroid Trader. This will give you $2e24 every 5 hours, and after 500 hours, you will have enough for Diamond Moon Trader. Buy diamond moon trader, wait 500 more hours, and then you will have $1e28, enough to prestige to Generation 4. This should take around 1000 hours.

Ultimate Chaos
You can crime until 180k, then you buy thief and collect income. You will get 1e27 instantly, and you can rob someone else every 18 hours.

New roles
There is a new role called "Diamond exoplanet trader". It costs 1e28 and you make 5e27 per hour. There is another role called 3% bank investor, which adds 3% of your bank to your bank every hour. When you reach $1e33, you can buy a role for deposit and protect yourself from getting robbed.